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 LEGAL HUMOR
LAWYERS WIT & WISDOM
- “You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
“If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment,” replied the witness.
- Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker?
A: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.
- We fear to grant power and are unwilling to recognize it when it exists.
Holmes
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